theres a man in my house omfg omfg omfg im gonna die hes waiting for me he made the door crack open and is making it rock back and forth and omfg im gonna die hes waiting for me in that dark room to come and check it out and omfg hes gonna fucking chOP ME UP INTO BITE SIZE PIECES AND THEN DEEP FRY ME IN PEANUT OIL AND HAVE ME FOR SUPPER AND OMFG HOLY FUCK THIS IS THE END GOODBYE WORLDÂ